She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I have fence marks all over my body
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