I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
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Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
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I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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