yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I smell like Dick and happiness
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