the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
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There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
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I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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