I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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