'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
It's no shave November. This is our time.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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