Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
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I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
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WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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