I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
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I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
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Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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