READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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