good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
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I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
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I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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