Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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