doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
My brain says no but my pants say off.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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