Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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