dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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