I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
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New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
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Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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