Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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