you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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