i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
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he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
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Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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