normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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