i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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