there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
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That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
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Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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