it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Operation Purity has been aborted
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Randomize