dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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