Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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