good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
only if we run a train.
done.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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