its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
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I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
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I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you