so explain again why im purple
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Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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