You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
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Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
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I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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