I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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