I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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