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• (818): View more from California

  Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.

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• (432): View more from Texas

  So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot

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  Why?

  (314): View more from Missouri

  Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole

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  23 Men Confess The Moment They Realized They Wanted A Divorce

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (207): View more from Maine

  someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?

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  since 2006

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• (512): View more from Texas

  She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever

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