can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
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Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
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I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo