Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
In other news, I just burned my penis
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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