her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.