Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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