shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
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He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
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antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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