Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
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Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
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Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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