I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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