your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
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