I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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