i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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