just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
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i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
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Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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