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Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
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couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
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I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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