people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
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whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
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i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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