I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
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If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
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Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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