There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
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I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
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YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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