well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
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I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
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STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Still dying that you shit outside
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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