I didn't shave. On purpose
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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