I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
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went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
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tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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