white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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