You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
