he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
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Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
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Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
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