So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
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Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
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Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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