Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
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I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
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Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
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