STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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