He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
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