Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I'm gonna have a badass scar
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
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The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
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Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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